Thursday, April 1, 2010

Politics and that bad bad word

One sentence for the famous politicians;

Manmohan Singh: Please man up if you can’t suit up.

Karunanidhi: I promise you that money can’t be sent to hell. No, not even FedEx can do that.

Pramod Muthalik: Get married and get laid.

Laloo Yadav : There is more to politics and life than buffaloes and cows.

Mamta Banerjee: West Bengal is NOT a country and I’m sorry, it will never be one.

A.K.Antony: Are you even there? I mean you’re not imaginary right?

L.K. Advani: Please quit politics and open a home for the depressed.

Jayalalitha: Meet Pramod Muthalik and get laid. Also, I know you eat gold.

Nitin Gadkari: How are you going to handle a bunch of geezers? Oh, your in for the money. Sorry, I forgot.

Sonia Gandhi: Get a life and give the common man a life. Ahem, please please do something. Anything worthwhile for the nation. Enough of the Lavazza.

Sarah Palin : I promise you that the movie 2012 was fictional. Stop panicking!

Pranab Mukherjee: A budget is prepared for the citizens and not politicians.

Meira Kumari: Mere ‘sit down please’ is not going to calm a house of thugs.

Sharad Powar: Meet your surgeon and get some plastic.

Veerapa Moily: May god keep you in the loo before he DECIDES where to send you.

A.Raja: Give us 3G or get a threesome with a donkey and Mr. Muthalik(What’s the difference anyways?)

Bal Thackrey: Game over grandpa. Time to bite the dust.

Raj Thackerey: Meet a psychiatrist

S.M. Krishna : Ha ha ha ha. Seriously? Wait, HA HA HA HA. (I just described your career)

Nickolas Sarkozy : Did you really think you wife will be content with you?! 
Thakshin Shinawatra : I can promise you that the devil will be eagerly awaiting for you.

Hamid Karzai : We all (other than the Americans) know that you head the Taliban and the Al-Qaeda.

Mahmoud Ahmedinijad : Dude, seriously? How do you do it man? How?!! Is there a Nobel for downright stupidity? You would have won it for the next 10 years. Posthumously as well.

Shibu Soren : Time to die uncle. Really quick, before a billion people stab you.

Mayawati : Any idea how may pigeons sparrows and humans peed on your gazillion statues?

Gordon Brown : Its over pal. Time to take a pint and start writing if you ever want to earn bucks.

Brinda Karat : Please flee to China. Your party ideology is hilarious. ha ha ha. OUT!

Wen Jiabo : The storm is coming. Beware you have been warmed. Also, please stop exporting fake milk and eggs.

Barack Obama : If only all that you want to be done magically creates itself. Yak, yak, yak.
Mulayam Singh Yadav : Get yourself a dame and kvetch for the next decade.

Kevin Rudd : Learn diplomacy from Andrew Symonds. Please.
Karunanidhi : Are you 100? I demand nothing from you but I do hope that the Devil has some plans for your continual well being :D
Yeddiyurappa : Its amazing. It really is.

Chidambaram : Enough of the sweet talking mate. Are you ever going to do something substantial?

Asif Ali Zardari : Dude, Pakistan is going to become a continent. Your going down pal.

Hillary Clinton : Lady, retire and make sure Bill is at home. I mean, your home. ;-)

Omar Abdullah: Well done. Really, well done. 2 more years and Jammu will be part of Pakistan. Astounding.

Mulayam Singh Yadav : I feel like crying when I think about you. No words.

Ashok Chavan : I rather vote for Mallika Sherawat.

Narendara Modi : Hitler was better. I know, you know, we all know it. 2002. Epochal.

Amar Singh : Enough dude. Just go home and do the Mrs..

Vasundhara Raje : If Sarah Palin and you were to rule a country?... Food for thought.

Prathiba Patil : What? Come again? What? Really? Phew! Not even the almighty could have imagined.

Sushma Swaraj : All you know is to wear a big red bindhi. Oh, and swindle of course. How can I forget?

POLITICS IN SHORT : …………………….. ??

Add you own please :-)


phantom's wraith said...

Love it adi:) :) its just simple tickles your bone.. :p

here's one for Mayawati: London statue was just a game you know.

Deve gowda: ever heard of coffee try it and please wake up.

Yulia D'Souza said...

simply hilarious;) plz tell me ur going into political journalism, if you've ever watched vir das' take no the budget,i can imagine u doin the same for politics

Syed Adnan Yusuf said...

Blooody Hilarious...Heheheh.. I can't stop laughing...Especially the Jayalalitha "Get laid with Muthalik" one...

Nice one Aditya... :))

Adi said...

@ Nishali : ha ha ha! Loved the Mayawati one.

@ yulia : I'm getting into prime time journalism, which will pretty much cover everything. (Though i would prefer politics only) Thanks a lot.

What about Vir Das and his take on the budget?

@ Adnan : Thanks buddy!

phantom's wraith said...

@adi you should try and watch vir das and his take on the budget. It comes on cnbc-news on the loose. But yuls is he still on news tv i thought he moved to movies

divsi said...

rotfl!!!:) this is one of the best ones i ve read recently on politics:))
awesum stuff!