One sentence for the famous politicians;
Manmohan Singh: Please man up if you can’t suit up.
Karunanidhi: I promise you that money can’t be sent to hell. No, not even FedEx can do that.
Pramod Muthalik: Get married and get laid.
Laloo Yadav : There is more to politics and life than buffaloes and cows.
Mamta Banerjee: West Bengal is NOT a country and I’m sorry, it will never be one.
A.K.Antony: Are you even there? I mean you’re not imaginary right?
L.K. Advani: Please quit politics and open a home for the depressed.
Jayalalitha: Meet Pramod Muthalik and get laid. Also, I know you eat gold.
Nitin Gadkari: How are you going to handle a bunch of geezers? Oh, your in for the money. Sorry, I forgot.
Sonia Gandhi: Get a life and give the common man a life. Ahem, please please do something. Anything worthwhile for the nation. Enough of the Lavazza.
Sarah Palin : I promise you that the movie 2012 was fictional. Stop panicking!
Pranab Mukherjee: A budget is prepared for the citizens and not politicians.
Meira Kumari: Mere ‘sit down please’ is not going to calm a house of thugs.
Sharad Powar: Meet your surgeon and get some plastic.
Veerapa Moily: May god keep you in the loo before he DECIDES where to send you.
A.Raja: Give us 3G or get a threesome with a donkey and Mr. Muthalik(What’s the difference anyways?)
Bal Thackrey: Game over grandpa. Time to bite the dust.
Raj Thackerey: Meet a psychiatrist
S.M. Krishna : Ha ha ha ha. Seriously? Wait, HA HA HA HA. (I just described your career)
Nickolas Sarkozy : Did you really think you wife will be content with you?!
Thakshin Shinawatra : I can promise you that the devil will be eagerly awaiting for you.
Hamid Karzai : We all (other than the Americans) know that you head the Taliban and the Al-Qaeda.
Mahmoud Ahmedinijad : Dude, seriously? How do you do it man? How?!! Is there a Nobel for downright stupidity? You would have won it for the next 10 years. Posthumously as well.
Shibu Soren : Time to die uncle. Really quick, before a billion people stab you.
Mayawati : Any idea how may pigeons sparrows and humans peed on your gazillion statues?
Gordon Brown : Its over pal. Time to take a pint and start writing if you ever want to earn bucks.
Brinda Karat : Please flee to China. Your party ideology is hilarious. ha ha ha. OUT!
Wen Jiabo : The storm is coming. Beware you have been warmed. Also, please stop exporting fake milk and eggs.
Barack Obama : If only all that you want to be done magically creates itself. Yak, yak, yak.
Mulayam Singh Yadav : Get yourself a dame and kvetch for the next decade.
Kevin Rudd : Learn diplomacy from Andrew Symonds. Please.
Karunanidhi : Are you 100? I demand nothing from you but I do hope that the Devil has some plans for your continual well being :D
Yeddiyurappa : Its amazing. It really is.
Chidambaram : Enough of the sweet talking mate. Are you ever going to do something substantial?
Asif Ali Zardari : Dude, Pakistan is going to become a continent. Your going down pal.
Hillary Clinton : Lady, retire and make sure Bill is at home. I mean, your home. ;-)
Omar Abdullah: Well done. Really, well done. 2 more years and Jammu will be part of Pakistan. Astounding.
Mulayam Singh Yadav : I feel like crying when I think about you. No words.
Ashok Chavan : I rather vote for Mallika Sherawat.
Narendara Modi : Hitler was better. I know, you know, we all know it. 2002. Epochal.
Amar Singh : Enough dude. Just go home and do the Mrs..
Vasundhara Raje : If Sarah Palin and you were to rule a country?... Food for thought.
Prathiba Patil : What? Come again? What? Really? Phew! Not even the almighty could have imagined.
Sushma Swaraj : All you know is to wear a big red bindhi. Oh, and swindle of course. How can I forget?
POLITICS IN SHORT : …………………….. ??
Add you own please :-)
6 comments:
Love it adi:) :) its just simple tickles your bone.. :p
here's one for Mayawati: London statue was just a game you know.
Deve gowda: ever heard of coffee try it and please wake up.
simply hilarious;) plz tell me ur going into political journalism, if you've ever watched vir das' take no the budget,i can imagine u doin the same for politics
Blooody Hilarious...Heheheh.. I can't stop laughing...Especially the Jayalalitha "Get laid with Muthalik" one...
Nice one Aditya... :))
@ Nishali : ha ha ha! Loved the Mayawati one.
@ yulia : I'm getting into prime time journalism, which will pretty much cover everything. (Though i would prefer politics only) Thanks a lot.
What about Vir Das and his take on the budget?
@ Adnan : Thanks buddy!
@adi you should try and watch vir das and his take on the budget. It comes on cnbc-news on the loose. But yuls is he still on news tv i thought he moved to movies
rotfl!!!:) this is one of the best ones i ve read recently on politics:))
awesum stuff!
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