I (too) have a dream!

I openly professed my keen desire and undying interest in contesting for the post to collect chalks and clean the board (read-class representative)
I was elected with a land slide victory of 26 votes out of 27. (Siddarth opted to vote for himself!)

In an effortless manner Spiderman said, “with great responsibility comes great power”.
Today I have been elected as the class representative of my class and my duty is to lead my troops into a battle of nothings.

In my victory speech I vowed to eradicate corruption and curb red tapeism. I was met with much applaud and fan fare who were proud of my (-.5)vision. They knew I stood for the narcoleptic in the last row. I am a leader who environs change and the difference is, I DELIVER!

My war strategy is simple… We must gather as many e mail id’s as possible, lots of newspaper articles, and last but not the least, is a pen, which apparently is mightier than a sword. We are ready to wage war.
Our sole aim is to remember the enemy’s name and COMMUNICATE without a stutter. In the course of communication we must be able to speak on all topics varying from Foreign economic policies pertaining to a given banana republic and their future plans of development to Rakhi Sawant’s ahem…(I’ll leave that to your VIVID imagination)

My future plans also include infusing a tropical aroma at all times in the class room, opening a mini cafeteria in my friend’s bag, Jenin. (Eating strictly during class hours only. I am a man of principles and ethics and rules and regulations form top priority.)

As a leader of the majority, I will indoctrinate the ideologies of rules and regulations.
Any violations of the above mentioned rules will be prosecuted by the ‘Pulverizing Prosecution Cell’(PPC) headed by my right hand, Sijo.

For further information and details pertaining to the issues I intend to discuss; including the mandatory usage of mobile phones during class hours etc… continue visiting my blog. Your support and opinions make me a better leader.
THANK YOU.